nobody on the road, nobody on the beach

las niht of teh pla. we still are alive, made it through, an pimped chuck's car- with Jewish wrapping paper and a signed pair of breifs. if i find a picture it'll go here.

ya know i had never been on a real airplane before, and lemme tell ya, it was really great. except for the fact that i had to sit between two large Albanian women with excrutiatingly severe body odor, and the kid in back of me kept throwing up the whole time, and the flight attendants ran out of Dr. pepper and salted peanuts, and the inflight movie was biodome with polly short! and, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burnt out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! except for me, you know why? Cuz I had my tray table up, and my seatback in the full upright position! hahahahahahahaaaaa well, i crawled from the twisted burning wreckage, i crawled on my hands and knees for three full days,dragging alomg my big leather suitcase and my garbage bag and my tenor saxaphone and my twelve-pound bowling ball and my lucky, lucky autographed snorkal! but finally i arrived at the world-famous Albequerque Holiday Inn!

okay, yea
vacation's here
for the last month ill keep a countdown here

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